Quotes by Ryan Stiles

I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd - its a kind of a make me laugh attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they realize that theyre suggesting everything you do. So theyre already invested in the scene, and they actually want it to work.

Never trust sheep.

Im going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home theyll be ripe.