Quotes by Ryan Reynolds

“On that note, that being said, it was damn hard kissing her. Youve never experienced anything until youve had a mature, darting tongue in your mouth.”

“My foot peg just clipped him a bit. Im not worried about his car - it was like, I was a foot peg away from death. But alls well that ends well. Im still alive”

“I dont know where this is coming from; Ive never played the game, ... I did hear rumblings that some of those guys were out there, you know, flashing their gear. Whatever turns your crank, thats what I say.”

“Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.”

“The Role of a Lifetime”

“You know... I think Im getting a little coldsore come on... so maybe we shouldnt do this for 3 to 6 weeks?”

“Thats why you and I had friction? God, I always thought it was cause, cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year.”

“I know people that have blacked out that I party with that dont do anything irresponsible. They just act drunk, ... I dont think people should ever drink by themselves because they need to have friends around that can keep them in line in case they do blackout.”

“Cmon man, pull it together - do it for the team!”

“I worked as a busboy in real life. I have some calluses that are not just from snacking at the actors craft service table,”

Making a mix CD - albeit slightly old school - is generally a pretty cool gift and something I like to receive, or giving someone a book that moved you. Writing an inscription inside makes it even better.

Fragrance is a very personal gift, and I think thats why it makes a great Christmas gift. Theres a very distinct signature to it, so if you give it as a gift, I like to think that its from a person that thinks very highly of you.

I think we can all use a little more patience. I get a little impatient sometimes and I wish I didnt. I really need to be more patient.

I played rugby for years, and I had a rugby jacket that I lost when I was 14. Somehow, my brother found it in storage 15 years later, and he gave it back to me for my 30th birthday. That was amazing and probably one of the best gifts Ive ever received.

Ill say this: The media wasnt invited to my marriage, and theyre definitely not invited into the divorce.

Its funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but Ive had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe its just because they dont behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind of abuse of power.

I dont get a lot of romantic comedy scripts.

The problem with romantic comedies is you know the ending by the poster. So theyre not movies you can keep doing over and over again expect satisfaction somehow.

If you ask me to describe my relationship, I mean - words are too clumsy to accurately describe how I feel in that regard, particularly in an interview. Its a strange thing.

Theres a very real possibility in this industry of going out and leading your life and then going home and being a voyeur of your own life. You can literally go watch yourself - where you went last night, what you did, what the things that people presuppose about you. Its kind of crazy.