Quotes by Rory Bremner

“The problem, with the Conservative Party is that they are actually going backwards. They have now skipped a generation. At this rate the next leader will have to be exhumed - after Michael Howard was made leader”

So to recap: we may or may not be going to war with Iraq because Saddam may or may not have weapons of mass destruction, which he may or may not use, or pass to other terrorists groups with whom he may or may not have links.

My first public impression was my French teacher, Derek Swift.

Like millions of Scots, Ive agonised over whether to go for independence or remain with the Union.

Scotland needs comedy more than ever. With the independence debate, finally after 300 years, reaching room temperature.

For such a small country, Britain packs in an amazing diversity of landscapes: coastline, lakes, mountains, rolling countryside, villages and great cities.

When I think back to my childhood, its with a mixture of amusement and embarrassment. I was always forgetting things. My mum called me scatty because I could never sit still. But there was no sense I was suffering from a medical condition as such.

I love anywhere new and different. Thats the fun of travel. Ive always loved driving through Spain, France and Italy - sometimes in an Alfa Spider.