Quotes by Ron Jeremy

“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligans Island.”

“People try to say it can be a bad influence, like they try to say with video games and movies. However, we say from the beginning you have to be 18 or older. You know what youre going to get with us because weve labeled ourselves from the start.”

“Invaders from Uranus LXXXXVIIII.”

“Its gonna be weird to cut off the thing thats paid my bills all these years. I hope I can keep it as a souvenir.”

“We don?t want any sad stories in porn.”

“The feminists still hated it. The anti-pornographers still hated it. [Gross] would probably still hate it. Nothing we do is going to satisfy those who hate our business.”

“We dont want to target minors. Were very happy with 18 and over, and were clearly targeting 18 and over.”

“I get my arms shot off in the film. Ive heard great things about it. It got picked up by Think Films, which is a division of Lions Gate.”

“Porn Nation: The Naked Truth.”

“You cannot blame porn, ... When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligans Island.”