Quotes by Ron Funches

Trying to maintain your health on the road can be difficult. Especially in the middle of the country where they close by 9 and youre not out of work until midnight. You end up at a McDonalds or Taco Bell.

I think Id probably be really good friends with Hulk Hogan. I think wed get along, and Id, like, chill him out because hed be all rambunctious and rowdy, and Id be like, Chill out, Hulk Hogan. Everything will be okay. And hed be like, Thanks, Ron. And then wed form a friendship.

Im sauteing asparagus, Brussels sprouts,broccoli, some boneless, skinless chicken breast, some halibut. Thats about it; thats all Im allowed. Thats whats legal for me to saute.