Quotes by Robyn Peterman

Do Dragons eat Mexican? Hank wondered out loud.Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people.

Anyone who discounts you is a dumbass, I muttered as the golf cart jerked forward.And are you a dumbass? the Pigeon inquired as she peeked under the tarp.Absolutely not...Im a smartass.

Im twenty-nine, happily single and getting it on a regular basis I said, enjoying the way their thin lips hung open in an impressive O.Well Ive never, Jane gasped.Clearly. You should try it some time. I understand Mr Smith is so vision impaired you might have a shot there.Their appalled shrieks were music to my ears and I quickly made my escape.

Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?

He shifted his attention back to me and leaned in closer. “I told you to behave. I don’t want to have to arrest you ever again.”“Um . . . okay.”I felt him slide something under my hand. He leaned in even closer, his mouth by my ear, and whispered, “Although I wouldn’t mind handcuffing you.”Oh. My. God.

Her eyes narrowed, but she wasnt yelling.I think she liked me... kind of. The way a mother would like an annoying spastic two year old who belonged to someone else.

Dont know. Never let a wolf near my neck. He grinned and gave me a quick hug. I love you, Essie. Before you came into my life, I had considered ending myself. Three hundred years is a long time to be alone. Youve given me hope, a career as a drag queen and a dysfunctional family. I am supremely grateful. Bite me.And because I trusted him....I did.

He said theyve literally set up a camp across the street from the hotel and they have signs and bullhorns and the kind of Christian attitude that makes God puke.

Is your name even David? I asked as I yanked my panties back on.Is yours Melanie? he inquired, buttoning his jeans.I asked first, I countered, wondering for the umpteenth time why being an idiot came so easily to me.

We need to pull over now, she screeched as she gagged. Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.”Did it taste like poop? Hank inquired as he quickly pulled into a rest stop filled with church buses.Since I dont eat poop, Dima snapped, I wouldnt know.But you do eat people?I do not eat people, she yelled.But your people eat people? I prodded nicely.Occasionally, she hissed. And your people sniff each others asses when in animal form...She had a point - and a foul one at that.