Quotes by Robert Webb

“Whats natural to human beings is to submit to the will of the Creator. The reason I say I reverted to Islam is because I believe Ive reverted back to that natural human state.”

“Ive read the Bible, but I felt like a lot of the Bible was oppressive towards women. Then I read the Quran, and I thought it was also oppressive towards women.”

“Ill still answer to Rob, ... conquering lion.”

“I was tired of learning about Shakespeare and British writers.”

“Im glad its all over and shes a wonderful person and she never did any of the things she was accused of.”

“As long as [the fumes] are out of the flammable range, then thats a good thing”

“We need to know what its like to win under pressure. We came pretty close.”

“Billy Jack did an outstanding job. He did what he was supposed to do. Anything [Horatio] came up with we were able to cover with our defense behind him. Billy Jack - hes a good one.”

“Then we started off the sixth with two more walks and an error and they end up scoring two more.”

Parenting girls makes you quite gender-conscious - its almost impossible to fight the power of pink. Its not such a terrible thing to want to be a princess when youre five, but it would be nice if there were some other options.

I had a friend at college who took being poor very personally. He started showering in the sports centre next door and said he wasnt going to pay for the hot water in our flat any more because he didnt use it. He made me and my other friend pay the bills on our own.

The strength of Peep Show has always been that that its quite traditional, but its obviously presented in a very new way.

My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party.

I proposed to my wife on Brighton Beach, and she said yes. Thats pretty romantic. Even though I forgot to go down on one knee because I was too busy trying to compose the question.

Feminism isnt about hating men. Its about challenging the absurd gender distinctions that boys and girls learn from childhood and carry into their adult lives.