Quotes by Robert Kroese

Boric, feeling dizzy and light-headed, shambled toward Randor’s corpse, which was still making an impressive effort to pump blood to Randor’s head. His head unfortunately lay some three feet away — an insurmountable distance for even the most robust circulatory system.

He had intended his address to be somewhat more comprehensive than this but was forced to cut it short, having been stabbed between the ribs with a broadsword.

...but theres always hell want to torture your boss anyway. Just recreationally, I mean.Wow that would be terrific, I said

What is that thing? It looks like a model of the human digestive tract made from broken beer bottles and sadness.

The crowd was getting hysterical, so I reached into my back pocket and flippe open my wallet to reveal my badge. Official business, I announced. Please leave the area. This had the desired effect; it deescalated the mood and prompted most of the crowd to disperse. Its funny what a plastic badge and a meaningless phrase can do. The authority of the police is anothe mass delusion that can be useful at times. I hadnt even needed to claim I was a cop; all it took was a couple of simple cues to invoke the delusion.