Quotes by Robert Klein

“As we developed that reputation, the volume has increased, ... Being a new facility and having high visibility, we felt that it was a product line that we wanted to focus on.”

“uncharted leap of blind faith.”

“We see tangible benefits arising from the tax implications and other incentives to further drive adoption of our subsidiary Syngas renewable energy technology. In the Department of Energys Office of Fossil Energy, for example, in our core gasification technology sector, the bill allocates $56.4 million to improve and test gasification designs, materials, instrumentation and processes. A further $50 million is available to pursue Clean Coal technologies and $22 million to develop hydrogen technologies.”

“I applaud Senator Feinstein and Governor Schwarzenegger who are part of the growing bipartisan coalition of leaders determined to give hope to patients and families suffering from chronic disease and injury. However, the Brownback bill in the United States Senate would prohibit a technique that allows critical patient-specific stem cell research. If passed, this would have overwhelming and devastating consequences to the advancement of medical science here in California and around the world, severely harming our research funding program in California and undermining the basic right of families in this country to gain access to ethical therapies to help their loved ones. We owe it to the future of California and the nation to follow the vision of hope for patients.”

“It is the way. It is the only way in our system that you can protect the assets Hawaiians desperately need.”

“The Show Goes On: Terrorists Still Doing Business in Canada”

“Its going to be a challenge, but were moving ahead,”

“I was surprised how fast California became a model, ... Its inspiring.”

“We have other products, oil changes, car washes. Its not necessarily a loss on gasoline, but we are willing to work at lower margins,”

“[Dangerfield, who died last year,] was my Yale Drama School for stand-up, ... got no respect.”

In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us.