Quotes by Richard Lederer

“Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?”

“In what other language do people play at a recital and recite at a play?”

There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages.

English language is the most universal language in history, way more than the Latin of Julius Caesar. Its the most punderful language because its vocabulary has a certain critical mass that makes a lingo good for punning.