Quotes by Richard Jeni

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, youre in.”

“Youre basically killing each other to see whos got the better imaginary friend”

Youre basically killing each other to see whos got the better imaginary friend.

Chicago was started by a bunch of New Yorkers who said Gee Im enjoying the crime and the poverty but it just isnt cold enough.