Quotes by Pseudonymous Bosch

Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.

*Appendix usually means small outgrowth from large intestine, but in this case it means additional information accompanying main text. Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.

Only bad books have good endings.If a book is any good, its ending is always bad - because you dont want the book to end.

Generally speaking, books dont cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.

It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians.

...books were better than travel.

The name of this book is mysterious.

Please be SILENT and LISTEN.I am the SCHOOLMASTERand you are in the CLASSROOM.Just like ELEVEN PLUS TWO equalsTWELVE PLUS ONE,And even a FUNERAL can be REAL FUN,You will find my DICTIONARYis quite INDICATORY.If you want to read my story, just look...THEN UNREAD.

But there were other, vaguer, harder-to-pin-down feelings, like: a pit in the stomach that means something is either really good or really bad or both. A feeling of being old and young at once. A sense of beginnings and endings happening at the same time. A certainty that your life is changing, but an uncertainty about how its changing and whether you want it to.

If I do find out the Secret,I wont be able to tell it to you-you know that right?And that doesnt mean I dont trust you.Its just because I cant.Sometimes even best friends have to keep secrets from each other.-Cass

Some secrets are meant to be known- but once known you can never forget them.

But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?

Only bad books have good endings.if a book is any good, its ending is always bad_because byou dont want the book to end.

Cassandra, when you want to speak to me, you should say Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson. Then wait until you get my attention.Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson. Do I have your attention now?