Quotes by Piper Faust

I was hoping against hope hed refill his Prozac so we could be in love again, but, sadly, that never happened.

Hes probably somewhere right now eating a Big-N-Tasty. The man has a coffee pot, a microwave, AND a mini refrigerator in his classrooom. If you plan on having a conversation with him, I suggest you do it over the phone. Otherwise, youll need a motorcycle helmet just to avoid the Snickers shrapnel flying from his mouth!