Quotes by Peter de Vries

Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

If theres anything I hate its the word humorist - I feel like countering with the word seriousist.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

The rich arent like us they pay less taxes.

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination but the combination is locked up in the safe.

Gluttony is an emotional escape a sign something is eating us.

We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.

Everybody hates me because Im so universally liked.