“There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.”
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“There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.”
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“Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.”
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“Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.”
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“I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen”
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“Is there any sex in it?”
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“The Life and Death of Peter Sellers.”
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“an extraordinary public servant.”
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“The timing of the storm is good for us.”
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There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed
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Im a classic example of all humorists - only funny when Im working.
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