Quotes by Paul Rodriguez

“Sometimes I think war is Gods way of teaching us geography”

“Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know theyre in the game.”

“Maybe hes my good luck charm.”

“Everybody really needs to laugh, ... If you dont laugh, youre not going to live long.”

“Its like a dream coming true, ... So when you actually accomplish it, you almost dont know how to react. You imagined youd run up and down the street screaming, but youre just stunned instead. Like, Is this real?”

“Its a very complex bill, so were going to take some time to examine it. But we look forward to working with Chairman Barton on these issues.”

“Its under warranty and all, but its a hassle,”

“You could talk about this for hours and you would come up with different names, a different list, every 30 minutes,”

“Were talking about champions when there were real weight classes, too. Now, you can have a light lunch and be eligible to fight for a title in a heavier division.”

“I think it is awesome that we get to recognize the different schools. I think it put a greater bond in us right now.”

“What’s wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons? I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet.”

Girls are much more psychic than guys. Theyre the first to know if youre going to get laid.

Sometimes I think war is Gods way of teaching us geography.