Paul Lynde Quotes

“Peter Marshall: In one state, you can deduct $5 from a traffic ticket if you show the officer...what?Paul Lynde: A ten dollar bill.”

“Kids, Whats the matter with kids today?”

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You dont need a spoon or a plate!

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I dont know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why hes funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didnt even own a belt.

Quotes by Paul Lynde