Quotes by Paul Dickson

“May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future.”

“The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train”

“A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train”

“Baseball plays out like an opera,”

“TV trains us to watch the ball, but you need to see how the outfielders move around, where the infielders are positioned,”

“The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.”

“Why is he called the shortstop? Why do they call it a bunt?”

No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.