Quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy

WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.

Its hard to argue over money when a girl flashes you her pussy.

I grew up in Germany. Europe is far more liberal than America. Even most conservative right-wing parties over there are to the left of the US Democrats on many issues. For example, it wouldnt occur to even the most right-wing party in Europe to oppose universal healthcare. But this isnt a book about politics. Its about sex and drugs. You know, the good stuff.

In Germany, people will agree in theory that prostitution should be legal, but they usually wont admit that they themselves have ever gone to a prostitute: Yeah, it should be legal, and I have no problem with it, but I would never go to one. Im above that. Then they secretly go to one anyway. On the down low. They wont admit it in polite company, because they dont want to look trashy.

There is neither a Heaven nor a Hell. Life after Death is an oxymoron. Life is just another word for existence, and Death is just another word for non-existence.

There is neither a Heaven for a Hell. Life after Death is an oxymoron. Life is just another word for existence, and Death is just another word for non-existence.

Prostitution is not exactly a reputable business over there either, even though the girls actually have to pay taxes on their earnings, and submit to regular health check ups. Even the prostitutes have universal healthcare over there. The benefit of legal prostitution is obvious: tax income for the city, healthier girls, and safety. In Amsterdam, each girl has an alarm button next to her bed that she can press if one of her customers tries to rape or hurt her. The police will arrive within minutes and protect the girl from harm.

I saw a documentary about prostitution in Holland a few years ago, that said over there health insurance actually pays for monthly visits to a prostitute for the disabled, because they feel that sex is part of a healthy life, so unmarried disabled men have a right to have sex, even if its with a paid prostitute. Pretty bizarre, huh? Can you imagine a US health insurance company picking up the bill for your romp in the hay with a hooker?

Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood. They dont just like it, they crave it. Thats why vampire stories always have strong sexual undercurrents. A vampires hunger is simply a metaphor for a mans lust.

A lot of bands make two different music videos for their latest songs. A censored version for American TV, and an uncensored version that includes nudity for European music stations. The so-called Land of The Free doesnt seem so free anymore, when you realize that other countries have a lot more freedom.

I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. Ive been through a lot, but I have never had the urge to go postal. I thank fuck for that.