Quotes by Noureen DeWulf

Yoga is the most boring exercise. Its for people who are too lazy to get on the elliptical. Bikram, where they heat up the room to mimic Indias climate, is especially stupid. People in India are not skinny because theyre doing yoga in 105-degree rooms; theyre skinny because theres no food.

Friends always ask me what the best Indian restaurant in L.A. is. Im like, I dont know, dude. I have an app on my iPhone for that.

I think its great when dramatic actors do lighter, funny roles.