Quotes by Nicki Elson

I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.

You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?

Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh.

He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long.

If you’re going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!

He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.

You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.

In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds.

Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?

How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted?

She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.

It’s like a meatloaf.

The candle’s flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin.

She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.

I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.

Free drinks have no carbs.