Quotes by Natalya Vorobyova

Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and its gonna backfire; Im gonna be active friendly.

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, Money, Im home!

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

He aimed at the lawyers heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.

Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.

Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because its boring and hackneyed.

Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, well never be replaced with robots. Case closed!

Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.

I suggest he starts introducing himself as Lessman; he is classless, tactless, and mannerless.

For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.

Id represent Love when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.

Because of the green-eyed one, I see red and that makes me blue.

I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence.

Pent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge.

I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items dont bear his autograph.

He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.

Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.

He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! Ill give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!

Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet.