Quotes by Moon Unit Zappa

I had a friend whose family had dinner together every day. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. It just seemed so amazing to me.

Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that its a better something.

If theres anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, its being washed up right after.

I didnt have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we dont.

I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me.

How strange, when your fathers wearing womens clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

We had two rules growing up in my house: If youre going to take a shower, do it with whomever youre dating so you dont waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybodys going to want one.

I made enough money to buy a house. Thats crazy, but fame proved ephemeral.

Ive got a new relationship and Im trapped in this old life.