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Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I am usually able to tolerate all kinds of victims of indoctrination except those who have been infected with xenophobia, racism, or homophobia.

Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks.

Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known.

Some books sold because they are (said to be) great. Some are (said to be) great because they sold.

You can only manage to convince a person to admit to being wrong, not ignorant, arrogant, or stupid.

Not every person that speaks less than you do is more ignorant than you are.

Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge.

To be enslaved then, you needed to be ignorant. To be enslaved today, you need to be knowledgeable.

A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.

How much man likes or hates a person or a thing is dependent on how much he knows or does not know about the person or the thing.

Not all truths hurt. And not all that is hurtful is truthful.

To hear how much of a great human being you were — even if you really weren’t — open your ears at your funeral.

I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.

Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.

Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.

12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.

A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.

Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.

Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you’re on a full tummy.

For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.