Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution.

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.

Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others clothes on.

Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

The boring thing with No sex before marriage is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.

It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.

Grandchildren are their grandparents toys.

When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.

Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption.

Most parents are not really ‘supportive’ because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they ‘support’ their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures … in the eyes of their peers and/or neighbours.

Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.

To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what’s really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s).

Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.