Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Meeting, for the first time in person, someone that you’ve ‘known’ for sometime online = Taking the relationship to the ‘previous’ level.

There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.

Ownership breeds slavery: with every single thing that you acquire, comes a new worry of not losing that thing.

He who acquired all his wealth by *being at the right place at the right time* is hypocritical by being angry for losing all his wealth because of his *being at the wrong place at the wrong time.*

When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).

Free is he who is reputable for not being fearful of losing his reputation.

Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.

A slice of bread eaten is a million times more nourishing than a loaf of bread imagined.

To masturbate is to imagine: physically.

Poverty has deceived many of us into believing that some people who are in that state love the food, clothes, places, and people that they do not even like. The same can be said about wealth.

Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.

If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated.

To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.

To gain height, lose all your tall friends.

After our loved one dies: we cry, not because they left; but because they left us.

Your friends love you for who you are. Your family loves you for what you are.

Judge not the value of a friend by the number of boy- or girlfriends they helped you get. But by the number of books they’ve recommended to you.

The older you get, the easier it is for you to distinguish between your friends and people you are not seeing for the first time.

Friends are family members we have a choice over.

Hanging around people you’re smarter than is good for your ego. Hanging around people who are smarter than you is good for your intellect.