Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.

It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.

Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.

Some men do not know the father of their children.

The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.

Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.

Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.

Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.

The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.

A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.

Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like.

In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a somebody whenever he is in his own yard a man who is a nobody whenever he is in his employer’s yard.

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

People who complain about something that they cannot do anything about are as irritating as those who complain about something that they can do something about.

The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to—instead of them—change reality.

Looks sure can be deceiving: not every ‘ugly’ person is a ‘bad’ person (or is guilty of whatever it is that they are accused of).

Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval.