Quotes by Milton Berle

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think.

Theres a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.

“Poverty is not a disgrace, but its terribly inconvenient”