Quotes by Mike Myers

“Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.”

“Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - were more like celery as a flavour.”

“Im basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and Im five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?”

“Were expecting a lot better sales due to the large freshman class. Also, we are looking forward to the football season when things cool down and we get into pizza weather,”

“Just an excellent team effort on our part. Disciplined, smart football.”

“It got to the point where I didnt think wed be able to overcome (the penalties). We were just going backward. The kids got a little frustrated, but they focused on what was important and they kept their heads in the game.”

“The game hinges off the kids. Its going to be exciting for sure.”

“Weve not prepared well this week and its cause to pause. Im afraid my guys dont understand the pain and frustration that comes with being embarrassed by your rival.”

“For Curt to have the opportunity, its great to have him out there.”

“Dr. Seuss The Cat in the Hat.”

“Canada will be a strong country when Canadians of all provinces feel at home in all parts of the country, and when they feel that all Canada belongs to them.”

“In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination.”

“We wish nothing more, but we will accept nothing less. Masters in our own house we must be, but our house is the whole of Canada.”

“Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.”

I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. Im not going to deny myself that. I think Id be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.

Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.