Quotes by Mike Dirnt

“Opinons are like assholes, Everybodys got one!”

“I write everything on a xylophone!”

“No man can eat fifty eggs.”

“I draw most of my religious beliefs from Star Wars.”

“Its the end of the day, Ive got my chinese chicken salad, Mikes a happy boy.”

“Definitely Jesus Of Suburbia because its pulverizing and I really love playing Homecoming whenever we decide to pull that one out,”

“Get in there and cut loose and have a good time, ... Its a punk rock show, its fun, its got a sense of humor about itself. But nonetheless, it is a (freakin) rock show. Its a show that I think a lot of people have been waiting to come around. A lot of shows come through and theyve got the lights or theyve got the flames or they have the music. But they dont have both. This show is firing on all cylinders.”

“We were up to the challenge. Were probably the best Green Day-type band there is out there.”

“Heres to our soldiers. Lets bring them home safe.”

“We had a lot of serious discussions about who we wanted to be as a band, where we wanted to be and who we wanted to be as individuals and where we wanted to be as men and as people, ... Those are difficult questions to ask. Most people need a counselor to do that. And this is a marriage really.”

I have a daughter and shes the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.