Quotes by Michel Faber

“We managed to write a novel together instead.”

“the reader should expect and demand even more of a short story than of a novel. It should draw us in very quickly indeed.”

“The meeting we had in Athens was a fascinating, frustrating, inspiring, sometimes hilarious experience, and I went home with high hopes that we could produce something good,”

But miracles are not for the asking; they come only when the stern eyes of God droop shut for a moment, and Our Lady takes advantage of His inattention to grant an illicit mercy. God...is an Anglican, whereas Our Lady is of the True Faith; the two of Them have an uneasy relationship, unable to agree on anything, except that if They divorce, the Devil will leap gleefully into the breach.

A single day spent doing things which fail to nourish the soul is a day stolen, mutilated, and discarded in the gutter of destiny.

Proof, once again, that reality was not objective, but always waiting to be reshaped and redefined by ones attitude.

Well, here we are.Sometimes a statement of the bloody obvious was the only appropriate way forward. As if to give life ceremonious permission to proceed.

A person who is worth nothing must introduce you to a person worth next-to-nothing, and that person to another, and so on and so forth until finally you can step across the threshold, almost one of the family.

The past was dwindling, like something shrinking to a speck in the rear-view mirror, and the future was shining through the windscreen, demanding her full attention.

Being apart was wrong. Simply lying side by side did more for a relationship than words. A warm bed, a nest of animal intimacy. Words could be misunderstood, whereas loving companionship bred trust.

The world changes too fast. You take your eyes off something thats always been there, and the next minute its just a memory.

There were no oceans on Oasis, no large bodies of water, and presumably no fish. He wondered whether this would cause comprehension problems when it came to certain crucial fish-related Bible stories. There were so many of those: Jonah and the whale, the miracle of the loaves and the fishes, the Galilean disciples being fishermen, the whole ‘fishers of men’ analogy . . . the bit in Matthew 13 about the kingdom of heaven being like a net cast into the sea, gathering fish of every kind . . . Even in the opening chapter of Genesis, the first animals God made were sea creatures. How much of the Bible would he have to give up as untranslatable?

Some people go through the heavy stuff. They fight in wars. Theyre in jail. They start a business and it gets shut down by gangsters. They end up hustling their ass in a foreign country. Its one long list of setbacks and humiliations. But it doesnt touch them, not really. Theyre having an adventure. Its like: Whats next? And then theres other people who are just trying to live quietly, they stay out of trouble, theyre maybe ten years old, or fourteen, and one Friday morning at 9:35 something happens to them, something private, something that breaks their heart. Forever.

What do you expect? This place is one big anti-climax.

Anyway, when sophisticated technology fails, primitive technology steps in to do the job.

Most true things are kind of corny, don’t you think? But we make them more sophisticated out of sheer embarrassment.

You want Paradise, you gotta build it on war, on blood, on envy and naked greed.

People and their dwellings were such a thin dust on the surface of the globe, like invisible specks of bacteria on an orange, and the feeble lights of kebab shops and supermarkets failed utterly to register on the infinities of space above.

These days, the bigger the company, the less you can figure out what it does.

There is so little in the New Testament about sexual love, and most of it consists of Paul heaving a deep sigh and tolerating it like a weakness.