Quotes by Michael Turner

“You should enjoy your college experience, even your dining.”

“Yesterday, I hit the salad bar, tried our batch of chili and the cream of chicken soup.”

“We took our little girl camping in the Middle Fork this weekend. How much better can you do for your family than that?”

“I warned my wife about Saturday. Shell have me until kick-off. Then its game time.”

“Politically, everyone claims responsibility. In reality, whats causing it? Im not so sure.”

“This property is said to be the best lot in Dallas, with its large trees and Bachman Creek boundary,”

“It would change the family tree a bit and put a new member in it.”

“More observations are needed to find out what is going on here.”

“Although the height of their fame was in the late 18th and early 19th centuries. They are still one of Britains best known clock makers.”

“Welcome to my grand mess.”