Quotes by Michael Rosenberg

“Perhaps the Lions are saving themselves. Then again, thats what Britney Spears used to say, and I didnt believe her, either.”

“You do not appear to realise or appreciate how serious these matters are.”

“Daunte Culpepper couldnt hit a sleeping cow with a 10-yard pass, unless that sleeping cow happened to be wearing an opposing uniform, which rarely happens. Culpepper has thrown eight interceptions and no touchdowns. This can only mean one thing in Randy Mosss house: Smoke em if youve got em.”

“We found contraceptive effectiveness was just as good in the low-dose pills as the high-dose pills, and cycle control was just as good.”

“Up until now, people have thought about lower-dose oral contraceptives for only certain groups of women, ... adolescents who are just starting to take the pill, peri-menopausal use and in women who have had problems with other pills.”

“We want to give the lowest dose to get the job done, ... I think its part of the continued evolution of the pill.”

“This would spur thousands of stories about the All-American quarterbacking Manning family, which would cause an unprecedented puking epidemic throughout a nation that, quite frankly, could afford to lose the weight.”

“We had a rising dollar against the yen, temporary collapse that had no fundamental basis, and then we stabilized and will move to new highs.”

“What we are seeing is a reassertion of fundamentals, and the dollar is coming back,”

“What we are seeing is a reassertion of fundamentals, and the dollar is coming back.”