Quotes by Michael Richards

“You could watch Laurel and Hardy for three minutes trying to get into a berth in a train. And thats what made Lucille Ball so popular. Shes always doing funny rather than saying funny. The shows today say funny, but I dont see anybody doing funny.”

“Its strange how parts come along, how life lives us, and what we get to do with the abilities that are given us.”

“When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal, youre flying by the seat of your pants - particularly when theyre rewriting the show right up to the moment the camera goes on.”

“These boys have been a pleasure to coach and winning a grand final is just a great feeling ... its hard to describe.”

“It was pretty tense,”

“They were very physical and we overcame that. Orange just kept pushing so to emerge victorious was super.”

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“We take a very realistic approach to what it takes to retain workers,”

“They kept ringing the bell!”

“We knew going in we were going to have a pretty good team, but I dont think we expected to dominate the way we did. We didnt know what we could do until the start of the tournament.”

Im really busted up over this and Im very, very sorry to those people in the audience, the blacks, the Hispanics, whites - everyone that was there that took the brunt of that anger and hate and rage and how it came through.