Quotes by Michael Moore

“The motivation for war is simple. The U.S. government started the war with Iraq in order to make it easy for U.S. corporations to do business in other countries. They intend to use cheap labor in those countries, which will make Americans rich.”

“I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants”

“Theres a gullible side to the American people. They can be easily misled. Religion is the best device used to mislead them.”

“I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better,... Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?”

“We like nonfiction and we live in fictitious times. We live in a time where we have fictitious election results, that elect a fictitious president. We live in a time where we have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons”

“Should such an ignorant people lead the world? How did it come to this in the first place? 82 percent of us dont even have a passport! Just a handful can speak a language other than English (and we dont even speak that very well.)”

“Shame on you, Mr. Bush, shame on you. And any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.”

“White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and Ive never heard a black person say: Were going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here— have a nice day!”

“The majority of Americans, the ones who never elected you, are not fooled by your weapons of mass distraction.”

“If someone did this [Fahrenheit 9/11] to get back at Bush, then they did so by killing thousands of people who DID NOT VOTE for him! Boston, New York, D.C., and the planes destination of California -- these were places that voted AGAINST Bush!”

“These bastards who run our country are a bunch of conniving, thieving, smug pricks who need to be brought down and removed and replaced with a whole new system that we control.”

“He [President Bush] is probably choking on a pretzel or something. I hope nobody tells him that I have won this award while he is eating a pretzel. ... He has the funniest lines in the film. I am eternally grateful to him.”

“Im a millionaire, Im a multi-millionaire. Im filthy rich. You know why Im a multi-millionaire? Cause multi-millions like what I do.”

“I like America to some extent.”

“We are the majority,”

“A majority of this country opposes this war ... a majority of this country never voted for this administration.”

“a decent, wonderful person.”

“ people. Do you think Michael Moore, Move-on and their ilk REALLY give a hoot about Cindy Sheehan”

“I cant imagine she really wants to do that. I think its posturing.”

“Clinton was a pretty good president for a Republican.”