Quotes by Melissa McCarthy

Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldnt change a thing

Famous doesnt mean anything. Just because people know my face doesnt mean they know us or that it makes us any more interesting or better.

There was a three-year chunk as a teen where I should have been tranquilized and put in a cage.

I should be learning another language and working out more, but Im just always saying, Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.

I refuse to give energy to the negative. Ive got a great fella and two great little girls.

Its funny as I get older Im reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff.

Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throws herself into a dip that often, so I dont think he thought she was really going to do it.