Quotes by Martin Mull

“Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head.”

“Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with”

“Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.”

“Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain”

“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”

“A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.”

“Theres a big world out there. Bigger than prom, bigger than high school, and it wont matter if you were the prom queen or the quarterback of the football team or the biggest nerd. Find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it.”

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.