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Quotes by Mark Karmelich

Mark Karmelich

“Hey bro. I just had a far-out thought: What if Jesus had a kid brother, not divine, but just a regular guy?”

“Yeah. And every time he throws a Hail Mary pass its gotta be a touchdown!”

“The idea came from a conversation with some friends at some drunken party. It seemed really funny at the time, and even after we sobered up it seemed funny.”

“Both of us went to Catholic school and were altar boys. We wanted to make the material funny and somewhat irreverent, but were careful not to make the finished product too offensive. Its a thin line, but weve had both pastors and rabbis whove seen it and thought it was great.”

“Certainly, when youre writing a show about brothers and you are brothers, theres something to that. But I wouldnt say either of have an inferiority complex. Im the third and Brians the fourth out of four brothers in our family. None of our older brothers are the Messiah -- at least if they are, they havent told me!”