Quotes by Margaret Cho

“Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.”

“Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.”

“I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.”

“Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone elses life forever.”

“Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate”

“I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who arent able to.”

“Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.”

“If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of loves reach”

“People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.”

“Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.”

“I love the word faggot, because it describes my kind of guy. You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are the backbone of the gay community. Without us, youre nothing! We have been there all through history guiding your sorry ass through the underground railroad! ...We went to the prom with you.”

“If you want a bourgeois existence, you shouldnt be an actor. Youre in the wrong profession.”

“And especially, especially, dont f*ck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a vegan, say Im wrong, and run away as fast as you can. Do not f*ck with vegans because they will f*ck you up... BECAUSE THEYRE HUNGRY.”

“It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot of people didnt even understand the concept of Asian-American. I was on a morning show, and the host said, Awright, Margaret, were changing over to an ABC affiliate! So why dont you tell our viewers in your native language that were making that transition? So I looked at the camera and said, Um, theyre changing over to an ABC affiliate.”

“I just want Jesus to come back and say...THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT! Mark chapter 4 section 18...see, it says...SHUT THE F*CK UP!”

George Bush isnt Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.

I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.

I want Jesus to come back and say THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT -

Am I gay, am I straight? No, Im just slutty. So, wheres my parade? What about slut pride.

Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesnt mean it does not exist.