“Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: theres the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in”
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“A child, like your stomach, doesnt need all you can afford to give it.”
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“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.”
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“A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a mother who sees that the others get it.”
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“If at first you dont succeed, blame your parents”
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“Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the glory of parenthood, just as the grandeur of the trees is lost when raking leaves.”
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“Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door”
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“One sure way to lose another womans friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements”
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“Weather means more when you have a garden. Theres nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans.”
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“Life begins when a person first realizes how soon it will end”
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Trouble like the hill ahead straightens out when you advance upon it.
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Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the glory of parenthood just as the grandeur of the trees is lost when raking leaves.
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Happiness is not something you get but something you do.
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A bachelor is a man who can take a nap on top of a bedspread.
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Weather means more when you have a garden. Theres nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans.
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It is all right to say exactly what you think if you have learned to think exactly.
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The way to achieve happiness is to have a high standard for yourself and a medium one for everyone else.
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Too often in ironing out trouble someone gets scorched.
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No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent.
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Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: theres the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.
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