Quotes by Lucas Zarwell

“I had a costume suit made from someone who works with the Washington Opera. Im a six-foot lobster with a tuxedo.”

“I think the neo-burlesque scene is funny. People want to see stuff they wont do themselves.”

“Maybe its the sense of freedom, of sexual liberation. I mean Im dressed up like a goddamned lobster! Whats not gay about that?”

“God, I wish I was Bugs Bunny.”