Quotes by Lily Tomlin

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. Its the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Remember were all in this alone.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, youre still a rat.

“Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And thats the truth.”