Quotes by Lillian Carter

“Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.”

“I dont think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If you gotta go, you gotta go.”

“We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgment.”

“Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.”

“Sure Im for helping the elderly. Im going to be old myself someday.”

“I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I dont much care what they say about it.”

“I love all my children, but some of them I dont like”

“Im not a homosexual and I dont smoke pot, so what would I say?”

“If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals.”

“Jimmy says hell never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. 1 have to -- to balance the family ticket.”

“Regarding Men: When they stop lookin, They aint worth havin.”

Every time I think that Im getting old and gradually going to the grave something else happens.

If I had one wish for my children it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals.

Sure Im for helping the elderly. Im going to be old myself someday.

I dont think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If you gotta go you gotta go.

Marriage aint easy but nothing thats worth much ever is.