Quotes by Lee Mack

Everyone says its wrong, drinking and driving, dont they. I can tell you two things that are far more dangerous than drinking and driving: 1. drinking; 2. driving.Do you know how many people were killed last year in Britain as a direct result of alcohol abuse?--thirty-five-thousand!Do you know how many people were killed as a direct result of driving a car?--twenty-two-thousand!Do you know how many people were killed as a direct result of drinking _and_ driving?--five-hundred! ::pauses::Im not taking any fuckin chances!::swigs his beer::