Quotes by Lazarus Long

“An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.”

“Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.”

“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.”

“No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.”

“Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.(He is also a fool.)”

“Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.”

“Certainly the game is rigged. Dont let that stop you; if you dont bet, you cant win.”

“If it cant be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.”

“If it cant be expressed in figures, its not science its opinion.”

“Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.”