Quotes by L.A. Gilbert

Aw, come on, admit it—you feel like Cinderella, don’t you?” “No, Darren, I don’t. And do you know why?” “No, sugar, you tell me why.” “Because I’m a man. I’ve got a big fat one and I like to fuck other guys.” Darren was laughing over the phone now, and it made Reece grin. “And Ben isn’t a prince, he’s a cop. A big, sexy cop who fucks like a machine. He’s a man. I’m a man. We’re men.” He nodded sharply. “Now fuck off. I’m arranging flowers.

What the—who the—what the fucking fuck?

Oh man, Alex. Thats sad. Seriously, mate, go get yourself laid.What? He gave Baldrick a quick kiss on his little head--he didnt care how stupid he looked, he loved his ugly cat--and put him down on his kitty bed in the corner.Isnt that what single sad people do--get cats when theyve given up on human companionship?