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Quotes by Kin Hubbard

Kin Hubbard

“There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them”

Kin Hubbard

“When a fellow says it aint the money but the principle of the thing, its the money”

Kin Hubbard

“Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.”

Kin Hubbard

“Ill say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and thats more than I can say for prosperity”

Kin Hubbard

“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best”

Kin Hubbard

“Honesty pays, but it doesnt seem to pay enough to suit some people.”

Kin Hubbard

“There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.”

Kin Hubbard

“Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid”

Kin Hubbard

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

Kin Hubbard

Its pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

Kin Hubbard

If you havent seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you havent seen her smile her prettiest.

Kin Hubbard

Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit

Kin Hubbard

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Kin Hubbard

Its pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

Kin Hubbard

Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.

Kin Hubbard

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

Kin Hubbard

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet subtle satisfaction without the risk.

Kin Hubbard

Its pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.

Kin Hubbard

Its pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.

Kin Hubbard

Some folks can look so busy doing nothin that they seem indispensable.

Kin Hubbard