Quotes by Kelly Williams Brown

Wise random strangers at bars are modern-day Oracles of Delphi, except drunk and sometimes leaving abruptly when its their turn for karaoke.

One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now its a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas?

Like heartbreak, these unpredictable crises are not something you should live in fear of. Perpetual fear wont protect you. Fear is not a citronella candle; scary life happenings are not mosquitoes. They happen in ways we cant predict, control or understand. The only guaranteed outcome of feeling scared all the time is that you will feel scared all the time.

Its not as though the world hates you- it just has no idea who you are

It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine.

“People who have lots of power, people who care less about others, people are are more interested in what they want than what is just - sadly enough, these people tend to do pretty well for themselves, because they are more concerned with what works than whats right.”