Quotes by Keith Fraser

“I have never met anyone in Ireland who understood the Irish Question, except one Englishman who had only been there a week”

“For a happy marriage, always do what your wife tells you to do, and what she doesnt know wont hurt her.”

“A seagull perched on the railing of one of the boats in the Mothball Fleet probably knows as much about the sturgeon population as Fish & Game.”

“A seagull perched on the railing of a ship at the Mothball Fleet probably knows as much about the sturgeon population as the Department of Fish and Game and any of the so-called experts on sturgeon. Weve had the best sturgeon fishing here than anytime the last 20 years.”

“Very few bass, lots of sturgeon. It has been the best sturgeon winter in many years. But weather is so crappy you cant always fish for them.”

“They hold meetings in a local tavern and dont have a lot of responsibilities.”

“Oh, my God, there are so many sturgeon, We popped off the largest fish Ive ever had on my rod. It was hooked for about five minutes before the line snapped.”

“If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.”

“Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish.”