Quotes by Katie MacAlister

Hes not really my man, I protested. One fuzzy white eyebrow rose over the lens of his glasses. You were certainly ogling him as if he was.

No, I didnt enjoy that in the least. Do it again so I can not enjoy it some more.

Im not at all the sort of woman who kisses strange dragons when she comes across them.

Oh, boy, Jim said, giving an excited wiggle. Cat fight! Wish I had some popcorn.

Stop fussing over me, woman. I will be whole again shortly, and then you can resume ogling me and desiring my body.

Im sure nothing more exciting will happen beyond finding some Roman ruins beneath the pasture, Gunner predicted, an excellent example of why he would never be called psychic in any understanding of the word.

Youre handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire.

I have a bra on, I said helpfully.I noticed. Might I remove that, too?Gunner, I said sternly, or as sternly as a person could while she stood in a mans castle, her hands full of his ass. Youve got your hands on my boobs, and your tongue down my cleavage. At this point if Im not yelling for the police, you can probably take it for granted that you have my consent to remove my bra.I like to make sure, he said, pulling his head out of my breasts for a moment. Some women have limits.

He flashed a grin over his shoulder at me. Ready to be astounded?I eyed him. Youre not going to drop your trousers and demand I admire your gorgeous testicles, are you?Not after you disparaged their beauty.

Stop lusting after my brother, wife. Elliott said without looking up from where a laptop sat on a large desk. Else Ill have to get the parrot out.

Do they expect us to have sex right here on the kitchen table?Gunner, who was chewing a piece of toast, paused, considered the idea, and then shook his head. Too messy. Wed get sugar everywhere. Plus, Cressy might walk in, and then Id have to get her a second horse.

I have to say that youre the last person Id have expected would have a seventeen-year-old daughter. Youre so... Alice stopped, suddenly looking guilty.Dashing? Gunner supplied. Debonair?A bit of a dawg, actually.

Gunner Ainslie made a face at his sister-in-law. Amateur is a bit rough, Alice. I took a degree in archaeology, after all.She looked even more confused. Then why are you a photographer now instead of an archaeologist?Because he didnt want to be a burden to the estate like all my other siblings, his brother Elliott, the current Baron Ainslie, answered, giving his wife a squeeze. Or so he said. Frankly, I think it was a cover so he could take pictures of unclothed women.

Are you one of those fifty-shades-of-bondage people? I havent been into that in the past, but I might be willing to try with you. Although I would want to be the one to do the bondaging, while you would have to be the bondagee.

...Theres a bit of a difference between a guy lying back being all sexy and come hither and mmrowr-worthy, and a man who has a toy stuffed parrot hanging from his nips.

Elliot - Elliot waved absently, making a decision right then and there. Hed take the trip that Patrick offered. A cruise down Europes most famous rivers couldnt be any more disruptive than home, after all.Alice -I stood up shaking the laptop at nothing. He made me think we were going to get married at the end of this trip! He had me look up the laws for Americans getting married in Budapest!Ball-hanging is too good for him. He serves something worse. Off with his head!I will take that trip! I yelled at the small living room filled with boxes that I had yet to unpack. And I will enjoy myself! A lot!

It could have been quite worse, he agreed magnanimously. And those two guys who felt up your butt while the maintenance dude was working on that hinge were kicked out because they violated the must have fondlers consent rule, or so that pink-haired woman who spoke English said, so at least they wont do that to the next guy trapped in the stocks. I will sleep easier knowing that.

Hell, he said, looking down his body. I shouldnt have thought about that just yet. Now Alice is going to come out of the bathroom and see you standing there being demanding. Thats not very gentlemanly.... This just made him even harder. With a sigh, he snatched up her pirate hat and slapped it over his crotch. There. Now we can at least present the semblance of a man who doesnt have a single track mind.

I have a hat for it, actually. Elliott made a vague gesture with one hand. Well, its more of a full-body suit, really. Is that a euphemism for a condom? No. He marched past me and lay down on the bed. My mother knitted me a willy-warmer a few years back when we were having a cold stretch. She felt I wasnt like to produce the grandchildren she desires if I had as she put it, frost-shriveled parts.

Are you going to last if I start nibbling at your ankles and work my way up? No. You might make it to my knee, but only if I think about starving children and venereal warts.